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If masturbation is Satan’s typewriter, then I must have Satan’s Macbook Pro

If masturbation is Satan’s typewriter, then I must have Satan’s Macbook Pro

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Posted on Monday, January 9 2012.
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    Bless-em, Jesus’s Nutbags, for trying. Still, how much could an apostrophe possibly cost? Kudos, regardless,
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    I’ve been known to type out unabridged DICKtionaries, novelizations of my favorite movies, and school textbooks on a...
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  31. alightinthefire reblogged this from mintpillow and added:
    So you’re saying if I masturbate more he’ll tell me what to do?
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  34. yes-ze-did reblogged this from angrytranschick and added:
    does that mean semen is ink? because if so, this could save me a lot of money.
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    I seriously wonder what type of book this would be.
  46. life-in-service reblogged this from ariaonthefloor and added:
    Oh, so that’s what that clickity clack sound is…
  47. cloversnbluemoons reblogged this from simplyopinions and added:
    3) Fuck church. I’ma go masturbate to my shrine of Satan.This made my day, like you have no idea.
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