If masturbation is Satan’s typewriter, then I must have Satan’s Macbook Pro
(Source: tcmcdavekeller)
If masturbation is Satan’s typewriter, then I must have Satan’s Macbook Pro
(Source: tcmcdavekeller)
So you’re saying if I masturbate more he’ll tell me what to do?
does that mean semen is ink? because if so, this could save me a lot of money.
I seriously wonder what type of book this would be.
Oh, so that’s what that clickity clack sound is…
and blowjobs his brass